Today is the last day of the Slice of Life Challenge it went by pretty fast I guess. As you can see by the title these are things I randomly need to say.

1. The challenge was fun but a bit challenging considering my life is boring…
2. ‘Canary’ for life🍋
3. Why does my mom ship me with a boy in my class if she doesn’t want me to date?
4. I hate all ships I’m involved in unless it’s fictional
5. Would I look good with a purple mustache?
6. Do you like chicken? I like chicken🍗🍗 ! Mostly pizza 🍕 🍕.
7. Can I borrow some toilet paper?
8. Alphabet boy! A… a… a… b.. b… boy! CRY BABIES FOR LIFE!!!
9. Can I dye my hair pastel rainbow?
10. (Me:) My favorite ship is…. (Friend who knows nothing about shipping:) Why do you know the names of boats? (Me:) *Slaps* Don’t be stupid!
11. (After explaining to friend:) You know… All of ships suck except one. (Me:) Which one? (Friend:) *My ship name with a guy in my class* (Me:) DON’T EVER SHIP THAT!!!! (Friend:) Then they all suck. (Me:) *Pouts*